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Hi! I'm a writer of erotic comedy, or possibly comic erotica. I call it 'Adult Friction'. After being blocked by the bird in April (& ignored by CS ever since), I've moved here.

I started my 1st book in 2014, but didn't finish until 2019. During 2020, I wrote/published 3 'plus-size' shorts, 4 'parody' shorts, 1 novella & a collection of 'Sensual Sonnets', with 4 further books in 2021.

WIPs are another poetry collection & a new short series.

Am I the only one who, when hearing the phrase "Small Business Owner", wonders exactly how tall they actually are...?

When you semi touch type, but one hands strays one key across, and you type words like "areicrly" instead of strictly.

I believe I have found the correct No Trespassing sign for my little #Arizona ranch.

#WritingCommunity

THINGS THAT NEED A NAME:

That decision you make when you wake up in the middle of the night, with our leg hanging outside of the bed. It's freezing, but you know that if you move, your whole body will now be on a cold part of the mattress, so you sacrifice one limb for the benefit of the rest of your body...

The number of cis (presumably) het guys who get way squicked out about explicit sex scenes, while doing podcasts about horror novels, is...notable, and does not flatter the demographic. It's happened in three otherwise good 'casts now.

You're reading books where people's intestines fall out, bros. Grow up.

Fairly naughty words... 

Hello, mastodon! Time for #introduction, I guess. I am Lana, freelancer artist from Ukraine. I do a lot of art nouveau inspired illustrations, often draw my #OriginalCharacter and #FFXIV fanarts.
Losing social media with nice audience (ty musk) hurts a lot, especially in hard times like these, so I will gladly build a new home here, just need a little help in spreading the word!

Fairly naughty words... 

If you see a random poll, do you take the time to interact with it?

Boost to increase sample size.

It's freelance job hunting time!

I'm a very experienced audio producer/podcaster / videographer/editor / comms/social video person.

I'm based in Bristol UK (moving to Nottingham next spring hopefully!), fully kitted out with all my own equipment plus a car and clean licence, and very happy to work ad hoc and remotely.

I also play bass / guitar / sing / write songs / arrange songs / remote record/arrange/compose.

Your kind shares of this post are greatly appreciated. Thank you!

THINGS THAT NEED A NAME:

That decision you make when you wake up in the middle of the night, with our leg hanging outside of the bed. It's freezing, but you know that if you move, your whole body will now be on a cold part of the mattress, so you sacrifice one limb for the benefit of the rest of your body...

Yet more erotic nonsense 

The company has about 100 laptops here. Dell, i5 CPU, probably 6 years old. I'll ask for more detailed specs if anyone is interested.

We're selling them off, wiped and reinstalled with a fresh vanilla Windows.

They'll go for 100 HKD ~= 10 EUR. If you want one I can send it to you if you pay the shipping. That'd be like 30 EUR I guess to most of the world by surface parcel.

IT said maybe they won't do it because of lack of interest, so I hope I can get some interest and they won't have to become e-waste. They're all in good shape, mostly used in a climate-controlled office for max 3 years before they went into storage in the same climate-controlled office.

Listen, I'm just in a bad place right now...

Britain. I'm in Britain.

Not-E-Rotica
| nɑːt ɪˈrɑːtɪkə |
noun
Absolutely terrible erotic literature or art.
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We know it’s out there; poorly constructed, mass-produced erotica that floods the market.
To honour it, my parody series collects those continuity errors, biological inaccuracies, anatomical impossibilities, & ill-researched backstories & presents them in a light, humorous way.
If you're looking for a fun, 15 minute read, then try THE INTERVIEW, or any books in the Not-E-Rotica series: amzn.to/3UCfevr

I've been single for over three years now, and I'm so unlucky in love that even my sock has started getting a headache...

From "100 Horny Haiku"
amzn.to/3EqMH4N
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The sex worker smiles.
This ‘Alpha’. Pays for two hours.
Lasts fifteen minutes.
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If "Once you pop, you can't stop", why the... hell do they supply you with a plastic lid?

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